themarchingbeetle:

agithe:

magiashley:

death mountain in zelda 1-2 and lttp: you WILL die here, ganon himself live here, die, kill you

death mountain in every subsequent game: yeah it’s called death mountain and all that but check these dudes out

shock:

shock:

the last time i went to pride a few years ago i brought one of these things and filled it to the brim with vodka and i was too busy sharing hits off the secret vodka bag with every stranger who wanted to partake to care about anything else. it became a whole bartering system where people gave me pins or lei’s or other trinkets to gain a spot in line for the secret vodka camel bag. didn’t matter what they looked like or how much clothes they wore, drag queens and leather kings and all the other ruffians got a hit from the camel bag if they had something to share, even if all they had was themselves. it was fucking disgusting. nobody had to bend down or anything because the straw was several feet long. moral of the story is at the end of the day… coexist.

the essence of pride but the soup is secret camel bag vodka

googlemenot-deactivated20230921:

lgbt-tiktoks:

imalwaysaslutforthevoid:

specklefreckle15:

doomsneigh:

truonyx:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

truonyx:

peteseeger:

doomsneigh:

doomsneigh:

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

Gallery of fake fans right here.

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

yeah but nobody is going to argue against that

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

petplazavn:

Round man. Round man. Rotund. Circular.